June 2013
- Period: You want cookies
- Period: You want to fuck
- Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
- Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
- Period: Kill them.
- Period: Kill them too.
- Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
- Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
- Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
- Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
i liked your selfie because i want to fuck the life out of you
Yesterday at rehearsal I was climbing down a ladder. Someone had turned the lights off, so it was pitch black. I used my camera’s flash to light the way.
but then I looked back at the picture
what….
the freaking crap
Ok guys if you’re gonna reblog my post don’t sensor my words. I used fucking hell for a reason I don’t want your snotty asses changing it to freaking crap
- mom: how are your grades this semester?
- me: mother what's important is that we have health
My friend’s dad used to work on Kim Possible and one time we went with him to work and I remembered how a classmate of mine had asked me once why Bonnie’s boobs were round and Kim’s were pointy so I asked my friend and her dad walked in and my friend immediately spun the question on him and I was like no wait stop but without even blinking he just said ‘because Kim’s are real’
being a girl is really fucking expensive
why do pretty faces happen to bad people
one time this girl uploaded her own nudes to facebook in the middle of a photo album of family photos
and i sent her a text and was like: why is there a picture of you naked in your family photos album
and she started freaking out and thanked me a whole lot
it wasn’t even classy nudes at all it was like this
well im not artist but u get it
